I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…
Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..
If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Facebook Event RSVP translator
Yes = Maybe
Maybe = No
No = Do I Know you?
Facebook : Where sluts complain about other sluts being sluts.
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “unstable”
You don’t know something?
Google it
You don’t know someone?
facebook it
You don’t find something?
MOM…!
