~Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

~Melanie Clark
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

~Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”

~Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.

Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
— Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
— Anonymous

Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
— Anonymous

When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
— Anonymous

Men only have two faults….What they do, and what they say!
— Anonymous

You can’t buy love on eBay.
— Anonymous